Celebrity Justice
Paris: Poor Penmanship but an Ace Artiste!

Last week, lady blog Jezebel had Paris Hilton's jail-time note examined by expert handwriting analyst Sheila Kurtz. According to Kurtz, Paris' scrawl style reveals a, uh, troubled soul. "Rarely do we see an independent adult write with such diminished capacity of comprehension," said Kurtz. So she's no Soren Kierkegaard." Harsh!


This week, the gals at Jezebel took Paris' artistic merits to task, and had Paris' drawing for TMZ's own Harvey Levin analyzed by acclaimed contemporary art expert James Romberger. His findings? She's a regular Frida Kahlo! Paging Mary Boone!



Says Romberger: [Paris] linework demands a new genre. Poignant and unintentionally surreal, heavily-laden with encoded symbology. He calls her work, "post-modernist-ish insider/outsider Art."

And that's art with a capital "A"!

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76. How do I say this without sounding mean...I mean it in a medical way not a personal way. Has anyone considered Paris isn't 100% "normal". Narcissistic people throughout history have displayed similar personality traits as Paris. Constant need for excessive attention, telling lies, unrealistic perseption of self worth (believing they are better than everyone else). These charismatic people usually have a desire to be leaders. They are so in love with themselves they go "nuts". I could name these historical people but it would sound mean. One was German another French, both short and both evil men.

They are often childlike in behaviour.

Paris HAS to accept that the helpless blonde image may work to seduce men but intelligent/beautiful women find her a pain in the arse. They prefer men to be attracted to their mind and body. Paris has no brain so she gets no respect from beautiful/intelligent women. Stupid men are seduced by stupid women.

Posted at 7:49PM on Jun 30th 2007 by Paris and Jezebel have SO much in common

77. I do agree with #78 La. I think a lot of people are trying to hyperanalyze her writing and
say she's a nutcase or look at her art and say she draws like a little child and is
demented. I think the way she writes and draws is in her own style, I think why she made the picture states her condition in jail, and her writing as I had written down earlier in the thread is for legibility and style. Paris has did her time, to much time I think. Paris should
have some privacy and be left to rest in Hawaii without too many papz. chasing her around.



Posted at 8:34PM on Jun 30th 2007 by BOEING 787-8

78. Thanks BILL O'REILLY for being the first on cable network news, in showing the viewers the "PARIS TAPES" of the REAL PARIS HILTON". PARIS HILTON YOU'RE A FAKE AND A LIAR!!!!!!

Posted at 8:57PM on Jun 30th 2007 by Table1

79. Sorry #79 La.

Posted at 8:37PM on Jun 30th 2007 by BOEING 787-8

80. She writes like my 6 year old niece. Paris should be the poster child for GEDs.

Posted at 8:04PM on Jul 16th 2007 by K

81. except that she has made millions of dollars on her own. how retarded is that?

Posted at 10:48PM on Jun 30th 2007 by scrubjay

82. Jealous, Jealous

Posted at 9:04PM on Jun 30th 2007 by J. Michael Everett

83. let's be honest here, how many TMZ readers are actually going to get references to Kierkegaard and Mary Boone!? That would be like having a TMZ entry about Newt Gingrich snubbing Diane Rehm on her NPR show!

Posted at 9:36PM on Jun 30th 2007 by to the christian extremists, i wish you your armageddon

84. Ok, Let's do it one more time Paris,

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W YZ

No No, You forgot the Y again.........
: )

Posted at 9:54PM on Jun 30th 2007 by LRT

85. Welcome home Paris!!! the world is once again a more beautiful place with you back in it!

Posted at 10:05PM on Jun 30th 2007 by susan

86. Yicks!!! Could it actually be possible that Paris is the smartest of her siblings?

http://www.healthywomen.org/resources/womenshealthinthenews/dbhealthnews/tothefirstborngothesmarts

Posted at 10:24PM on Jun 30th 2007 by Linda

87. f22 you are too funny. You do a better job than tmz. I go the sea hag.

That is the wittiest comment I have ever seen on this site. When you get brainwashed by a sea hag it makes you dumb and not funny, kudos you weren't.

Posted at 10:40PM on Jun 30th 2007 by f22 for President

88. TMZ, I can't tell at this point if you like Paris or not. If you really do, then stop posting stories about her. She is the most overexposed celebrity I've ever seen. Everyone needs a break from her. Even people that like her are tired of her. Give it a rest.

Posted at 10:54PM on Jun 30th 2007 by overexposed

89. What is wrong. This is "Art". Just ask Rosie and get over it people.

Posted at 10:55PM on Jun 30th 2007 by Hoya

90. My daughter wrote like that when she was six. Same for the artwork. She is very immature. Why is it all these mega rich kids are uneducated retards?

Posted at 10:37PM on Jul 1st 2007 by yr not kiddin anyone

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